Happy Friday everybody!
Wait. I’m now being told that today is not in fact Friday and that I’ve merely experienced Thursday for three straight days before drinking my entire stash of plague booze this weekend.
Excuse me for a second as I process the fact that I now have no beer and no sports and we are only one week into a coronavirus quarantine that is likely to last well into June.
I didn’t think I’d miss sports as much as I have.
That was before my kid started watching YouTube shitheels on repeat for 24 hours a days.
I miss having a baseball game in the background of everyday life.
Please somebody save me.
